oh, yesef schmul...
me: i just told chuck that we have a ropes course, and he said that he can bring his own harness.
is this a hot sex thing or is he really weird and i should just dump him?
hot sex thing
chuck*: i'm ashamed that you had to ask
All the time the audience were coming in and taking their seats Gurov looked at them eagerly. Anna Sergeyevna, too, came in. She sat down in the third row, and when Gurov looked at her his heart contracted, and he understood clearly that for him there was in the whole world no creature so near, so precious, and so important to him; she, this little woman, in no way remarkable, lost in a...
anton chekhov - the lady with the dog
“The weather is better this evening,” he said. “Where shall we go now? Shall we drive somewhere?” She made no answer. Then he looked at her intently, and all at once put his arm round her and kissed her on the lips, and breathed in the moisture and the fragrance of the flowers; and he immediately looked round him, anxiously wondering whether any one had seen them. “Let us go to your hotel,”...
Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man
Steve Harvey is putting up some amazing bits of information in this book. I keep finding out new tidbits, such as this one, The Cookie. The cookie Though a woman might want many things from a man, Harvey says men only need three things: support, loyalty and sex. Or as Harvey calls it, “the cookie.” “We’ve got to have your support. Whatever adventure we’re out on,...
anton chekhov - the lady with the dog
He recalled her slender, delicate neck, her lovely grey eyes. “There’s something pathetic about her, anyway,” he thought, and fell asleep. first step is always denial…
can't stop. won't stop. [the tumbl'n, that is]
so sasi, so fly
sasi, adj. (noun): not a typo, but can be used to describe a) the adjective version: fresh, impertinent, bold, cheeky, saucy b) one of babeland’s newest and most popular clitoral vibrators anyway, this all has a point. i started watching the suze orman show over break, and after about three minutes, i decided that i love her. she’s tough, real, sasi, and a lesbian to boot. she is like...
Want to save energy? Kill bitches. [Or not.]
“Of course, to keep things in perspective, the amount of energy used in a lifetime is also the energy equivalent of detonating about 6,200 tons of explosive. An A-10 Thunderbolt aircraft can carry 16,000 tons of conventional explosives under its wings in a single flight. So if you really, REALLY want to save energy, don’t go to war with the US.” - E Except if you really wanted to...
Some crazy chick just sent me the meaning of life– Jazz
Vast Spy System Loots Computers in 103 Countries →
So I saw this headline, figured I would read it because spies are sexy, yada yada yada. Then I see that it’s subliminally pointing to China, and I’m like…well, this looks sketchy, but this could just be a whole bunch of fluff and then I see this: Last year, Mr. Villeneuve linked the Chinese version of the Skype communications service to a Chinese government operation that was...
If he can accept your father’s country, then you must learn to accept his...– Mother knows best
baby won't you take me out of this club; i wanna...
I’m going to make a resolution to stop partying for the sake of ‘partying.’ Just because there will be alcohol/weed at a place does not mean it will be fun. Most of the time, I will end up in a room doing something I would have a lot more fun doing in the comfort of my own home. Facebooking in someone else’s room. Really? Social? I think know not.
bless your heart if you understand this
Valerie: Miso, you have an amazing booty!
Miso: Not according to Ryan...(looks as he pulls out a one-dollar bill)
Ryan: Here is one dollar for it!
Valerie: No way! That is definitely worth a grand!
Don: Well, I have an UNLIMITED! (pulls out an unlimited MetroCard)
The problem is, women have stopped setting the bar high.– Steve Harvey in his new book “Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man,”
I’ll wear any color you want, just as long as it’s black.– Chris C.
memories would soon give way to reality. The reality made her ache.
Wow, a little part of me just died.– He said
my blueberry nights
shawn: i remmber you were trying to comfort me with a story a couple of years ago
shawn: when i was
shawn: you told me
shawn: that we all represented cakes
shawn: and i was a blueberry cheesecake
shawn: and you said that people want different cakes
shawn: its just they dont want blueberry cheesecakes right now
shili: I LOVE YOU
I don’t understand a word you’re saying. I’m so slow....– Ke Lover
i cannot seem to operate and you my love are gone
schwasted suitemate stories!
Shyama stumbles into her room and the four of us crowd around her door: Shyama: Guys, I’ve never been drunk this early before. Sorry, hi, I’m drunk. ...
love, the drew
Drew: It'd be like Indiana Jones!
Drew: Except you'd be a mistress.
Drew: And he wouldn't be Indiana Jones.
Here's to The Ladies (More Like Here's to Aud
Women, Daughters, Females, Mothers, Lovers, Girlfriends, Wives, and all the Single Ladies [ i hope none of you are mothers, yet] Here’s to you. Here’s to being alive and persevering in spite of all the angst that we face. Here’s to taking the time to cry when times get hard, and here is to learning how to laugh at the past. Here’s to waking up in the morning and feeling...
It was like shooting a sitting duck. A little...
All art, both genuine and counterfeit, with the rarest exceptions, is devoted...– Tolstoy, love of my LIFE “What is Art”
A young lady, newly married, being obliged to show her husband, all the letters she wrote, sent the following to an intimate friend. I cannot be satisfied, my Dearest Friend! Blest as I am in the matrimonial state. Unless I pour into your friendly bosom, Which has ever been in unison with mine, The various sensations which swell with the liveliest emotions of pleasure my almost bursting heart. I...
Mother Nature doesn’t do bailouts.– Environmentalists in the Times
Thomas: Ashley, why do you look so stressed?
Ashley: I've got an economics midterm in 3 hours.
Thomas: Oh, no problem. You should just do what I do: eat for all three hours.
Ashley: Why would I do that?
Thomas: I like to spend my last few hours on Earth in peace.
When they met again, two days later, it was Gatsby who was breathless, who was,...– F. Scott Fitzgerald - “The Great Gatsby”
You’re going to rock your interview, then when you’re done, give me...– He Makes Me Happy When Skies Are Gray
she amazes me! →
Tavi, 12 year old fashion blogger, voicing her opinions on Prada’s new line of shoes. She’s witty, well versed in romantic-comedy movies (MY FAV!) and soo fxlcjking trendy.
i turned off my computer for two days. and my cell phone for one. and it was w o n d e r f u l.
The Old Wives' Tale - Arnold Bennett
She was his capture, he held her close…Something in him had forced her to lay her modesty on the altar of his desire. And the sun brightly shone. So he kisses her yet more ardently, and with the slightest touch of a victor’s condescension; and her burning response more than restored the self-confidence which he had been losing. “I’ve got no one but you now,” she...
I Turn My Head To The East →
Must be nice to have Wen Jia Bao. Everytime he makes a speech, the Chinese stock market goes up. Last time, Financial Times even made a killing with his interview on the front page, and all he talked about was that monkey-king story, Journey to the East. Brilliant motherfuka. “Mr. Wen said that the central government would significantly increase spending on schools, hospitals and clinics,...
So, do you have feelings?– Sarah Her-binder to A. Keys
A novelist’s character must be with him as he lies down to sleep, and as...– Trollope