April 2010
48 posts
Apr 28th
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dialogue between my accounting group partners
Partner 1: I almost froze to death staying outside for two hours watching the LAX game. I mean, yeah my brother was in it and he got to play but my feet were so cold I had to get up and dance a jig every now and then.
Partner 2: Sperry Topsiders?
Partner 1: You got it.
Partner 2: Sockless?
Partner 1: Yeah, I just needed to bro-out.
Apr 28th
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the most important chinese words known to (wo)man
路易威登  Lu4 Yi4 Wei1 Deng1 - Louis Vuitton
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
“This is the best night ever! First I poked Joan Hinde Stewart and now I’m...”
– The Greiss-ler
Apr 27th
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Apr 23rd
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“Take a good look at these two lovebird crocodiles over there! The one on the...”
– Disney World Riverboat Ride Tour Guide
Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
Apr 21st
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The Onion Editor, Baratunde Thurston, Discusses...
dear baratunde, you’ve been followed! thanks for coming to hamilton college! you rock! exclamation points! signed, ipad question asian girl
Apr 21st
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Richard Dorment applied for 300+ jobs over several... →
nerdgasms: Job market math! Such a good article! And it references FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS!! YEAHH!!
Apr 20th
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“Why would I hate being near you?”
– The Greiss-ler over Facebook chat
Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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“Te quiero abrazar, te quiero besar, quiero sentir mi pecho contra tu...”
– The Spaniard
Apr 19th
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Iceland's Volcanic Eruption: British Airways is...
Headline: British Airways Seeks EU Compensation For Ash Chaos (BBCNews) On Sunday, BA ran a two-and-a-half-hour test flight over the Atlantic to assess any damage caused by the ash. Mr Walsh said: “The analysis we have done so far, alongside that from other airlines’ trial flights, provides fresh evidence that the current blanket restrictions on airspace are unnecessary. Headline:...
Apr 19th
Apr 19th
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Write To Lil' Wayne In Jail!
jessicachu: molls: dirtypreston: Here’s the address: Eric M. Taylor Center (EMTC) Dwayne Carter NYSID# 02616544L 10-10 Hazen Street East Elmhurst, NY 11370 Don’t forget to put Wayne on your holiday card list.  HAHAHAHA Totally going to send him a care package filled with little bottles of lotion. LIL WAYNE IS IN ELMHURST?! HOLY SHIT THATS MY CRIB!!
Apr 19th
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Can you name the following facts about the City of... →
oxicleanforme: Andrew- as a history major and New Yorker, let’s hope you can ace this. 13/20. New York Fail. I knew that Brooklyn was the ‘Great Mistake’ of a boro though. Course, that really shouldn’t be in question. =)
Apr 19th
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Apr 17th
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tales of the sleeping buddy
Me: I'm going to the gay bar tonight!
Him: What, are you going to try to turn some of them straight?
Me: No! You're so silly! Haha
Him: Don't worry, you will.
Apr 16th
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“Ashley, you have just became a completely different person for me in the past...”
– Professor P. Rabinowitz after seeing both of my performances
Apr 16th
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What would Paris look like without so many Expo... →
No World Expo 1889 = No Eiffel Tower
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Rachel Uchitel Is Not a Madam →
One of Tiger Woods’ paramours, Rachel Uchitel, basically built herself up as a VIP host at exclusive clubs all over LA and New York. The article is a tell-all about the way the club scene has evolved into a new petting ground for “social prostitution.” The term refers to the fact of life that we’re all pimping ourselves, one way or another. Sometimes I wish I could be one...
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 14th
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email from student body president of hamilton
From: Clare To: Women Who Fight Back (With Words) Subject: Day Of Empowerment Every day I write a journal entry and I wanted to share with you all what I wrote a few moments ago because it reflects my deep appreciation for all you shared and for all Amy did to put this together. Sorry I am not as well-spoken/written as the rest of you :-) Much love, Clare “Amy Tannenbaum had the most...
Apr 14th
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email from my professor
From: Nancy R. To: Women Who Fight Back (With Words) Date: April 13, 2010 Subject: Congratulations On a job well done. What a wonderful evening with such a mix of emotions. Thank you, Nancy
Apr 14th
Apr 14th
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Apr 12th
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“不怕慢, 只怕站。”
– Twitter / Khatzumoto: 不怕慢 只怕站 “Não tenha medo de ir devagar, somente tenha medo de parar” Pinyin: “bù​pà​ màn​ zhǐ​ pà​ zhàn​” (Provérbio chinês) (via mamamazh) I’m not afraid of it being slow, only that it will stop. <3
Apr 12th
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learn chinese with farmhouse friends!
CDC: Does '大' mean 'big'?
RC: Yes it does! How did you know that?!
CDC: 大书 [Big book] ,小书 [Little Book]
Apr 11th
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who doesn't love a rich anecdote? [pun intended]
Rich:Is my blood pressure normal?
Doctor: Are you a 40 year-old obese man?
Rich: .....
Doctor: Now you know your answer.
Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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Hamilton's Green Graduation Gowns Noted in... →
Graduates of Hamilton College in New York will sport ‘comfortable ‘greenweaver’ regalia’ made from recycled plastic bottles.” Each of the Hamilton gowns is made from 23 post-consumer recycled plastic bottles that would have otherwise ended up in a landfill. Cool. And weird, too. In that order.
Apr 8th
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=)
boy: (serving food) This job is just kind of a temporary thing.
girl: (student on the other side of the counter) So is this.
Apr 8th
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“Even to lose, you have to know how to fight.”
– Jean-Claude Izzo, French noir novelist
Apr 7th
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matt k. broke up with me
guess we can’t just be friends. boo. oh well.
Apr 7th
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我到现在还不敢相信,我们为什么会相遇。
Even up to now, I still won’t dare to believe, why did the two of us have to meet? If only I could always find quality quotes like this one while watching Chinese TV. I swear, I’d do it much more often. It never occurred to me that I could find beautiful love quotes in Chinese! Yay!
Apr 6th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 2nd
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while reading old emails, i found this!
Ode to Chocolate Lover My love, you haunt me as temptations go. With each passing day, the yearn for you too Great, you demand me though I seldom show My weakness but somehow it pulls through. It’s your essence I fear, your fragrant smell, The sweet doughy exterior of fine Rich chocolate. I am under your spell. One bite, then another, then oh such crime. I should stop. No more. Not...
Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd
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Apr 1st